That’s simple.
The long and the short of it (sorry about that) is that Viagra spam is the
obvious overcompensation of the incurable impotence of Direct Marketing
Association (DMA). In response to the proposed Do Not Track Online Act of 2011
the DMA has issued a limp statement that lacks hard facts
http://www.the-dma.org/cgi/dispannouncements?article=1550.
The first sign of
dishonesty is when the DMA issues a press release, but let’s dig into this one
just a little bit. The DMA claims that their self-regulatory program “provides
exactly the type of “simple, straightforward way for people to stop companies
from tracking their movements online” that Senator Rockefeller called for upon
releasing his bill”. Really? If so then why does the DMA think that the Do Not
Track Act will result in job loss? After all it only does EXACTLY what their
own self-regulatory program does, right?
The DMA’s "self-regulatory
program" is a completely useless smoke screen. The program is a complete lie and
is entirely ineffective. To start with, the mechanics of the program are based upon ancient technology that the brightest
minds at the DMA can’t begin to comprehend. The entire strategy is based upon
putting cookies on your computer and the impotent masterminds at the DMA can’t
even figure that out. Really, an opt-out page that unsuccessfully attempts to
drop a bunch of cookies and is still in beta to do even that (
http://www.aboutads.info/choices/)?
Seriously, each of their members knows how to successfully write cookies, but
the “organization” can’t get a cookie writing app out of beta and make it work.
Not that it would be an intelligent, reasonable, viable, or honest approach
even if it did work as designed.
How well is the
self-enforcement working? Well, Between Twitter, Google, and Facebook we have
60 years of FTC monitoring due to egregious anti-privacy practices, so either
the DMA’s self-regulation is completely useless or these companies aren’t members
and the DMA is completely impotent. I suspect that the DMA’s membership is tiny
and they lie about their size :) You have to agree to let the DMA track you
before you can find out who the members are though as only members can see the
membership list.
The DMA
misrepresents the bill as ““The bill would prohibit a company from doing
something as simple as keeping track of the customers who interact with it
online, making it impossible to provide the kind of customized user experience
that consumers have come to expect.” What they really mean is that unlike their
useless program, consent would be required to track people. This is exactly
what the DMA does not want.
The DMA further
states that they are “concerned that legislative proposals regarding the
Internet run the risk of undercutting the leading area of American dominance
and job growth.” In other words, privacy invasion is the job sector the DMA
seeks to protect.
The DMA appears
to be illiterate as well. They state “Further, the DMA is concerned that this
latest legislative proposal would impose untold regulatory compliance costs on
businesses without a showing that there is a market failure or a need to
regulate”
I always thought
it would be fun to write for the National Enquirer. I admire the creative
thought that goes into some of the completely fictional stories, but now I
realize that fictional writing for the likes of the National Enquirer, the
Weekly World News, and FOX TV News are simply training for writing a DMA press
release.
The DMA lacks
anything remotely resembling credibility, and is a monument to self-regulatory
impotence. If the DMA is opposed to the Do Not Track Act of 2011 you can bet
the legislation is in your best interest. If you live in the US I recommend you
contact your local congressional representatives and urge their support for it!
Sorry DMA, All
the Viagra in the world cannot help your self-regulatory impotence.
Randy Abrams
Independent
Security Analyst